Sunday, February 16

Dave Barry's Blog
HOMELAND SECURITY UPDATE



We are in a Heightened State of Alert. Our official national-security status has been raised to Level IX, or "Buttpucker." Everybody needs to be ALERT and HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS. Like, if somebody at the supermarket asks you, "Paper of plastic?", your correct response is: "Who wants to know?"






Dave Barry on homeland security.

No comments: