Mark And(erson) Flight School: It's pretty windy out. Why don't we reschedule your lesson.

Me: Sounds good. The trees are whipping around pretty good here.

Flight School: Yeah, you could go up, but you'd never want to again.

Me: Ha ha ha. Are you trying to scare me? I'm not afraid of anything!

Flight School: Did you mumble something just then?

Me: No.