Monday, June 3

I Fought Saddam...and Saved a Bundle!
The all-girl band "Skin Tight" picked up several of us one night for free rock 'n roll as well as a chance at the microphone. Better yet, consider this exchange that happened at one of the local miniature golf courses:

Me: "How much is golf?"

Owner: "Five dollars."

Me: "Even if you're a Bona Fide Desert Storm Veteran?"

Owner: "Here's two free passes."

Not everything worked that way. The tolls for the bridges into New York range are $4 to $5. One sailor tried this:

Sailor: "The mayor said Navy people could use this bridge for free."

Toll collector: "The mayor doesn't own this bridge."

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