Everything isn't under control.

iMac already looking old. Steve Jobs in Japan, its kind of like Tarzan in the city. The iMac looks so hopelessly out of fashion compared to Japanese industrial design, especially towards techno gadgets like cell phones. That's really the main problem of being fashionable, somewhere someone else is much more fabulous than you are. The retro design doesn't help much either, it just reinforces the past-my-prime look and having Steve stand next to it doesn't help the situation much either. I want to own something high-tech and futuristic on the outside as well as the inside. Steve, ditch your uber cool design nerds and get cracking on something I can hang from the ceiling, submerge in a fish tank, or hide behind the drywall