McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Being the Janitor, An Interview with Dan O'Donnell, about Cleaning Up Q: How did you end up being a janitor?

O'Donnell: I was in school during the day so I needed a job that I could work at night. So, I got a job as a janitor at an insurance company and I did that for a little while. My wife Carrie worked as a janitor for another company, and one day she told me that they had just fired someone and needed to hire someone to take his place. So I moved over to that company because I would be working with Carrie cleaning these doctors' offices. Later on I found out the guy whose place I took got fired because he was stealing drug samples.