Perl and Nuclear Weapons Don't Mix - The Perl Journal, Winter 1997

Perl and Nuclear Weapons Don't Mix - The Perl Journal, Winter 1997: "Red Alert!

Sometimes I think working for NORAD is like being a systems administrator. As long as you do your job well, everyone else ignores you with impunity. It's only when crises occur that people notice you, and not many pleasantries get exchanged when that happens.

However, if you ever get the chance to observe see a full-blown military crisis firsthand, I recommend the experience. It's kind of like when the fire alarm goes off in high school. You're pretty sure it's a false alarm. You act like it's a big joke. But there's a little jittery part of you worrying that you will soon be engulfed in a huge scholastic inferno and miss the prom."