How to catch an iPhone thief: Busting an iPhone thief

How to catch an iPhone thief: Busting an iPhone thief: "Now, I like using google to find information on people, but I never really dive in too deep. By stealing my phone, Pinche gave me the moral greenlight to stalk the shit out of him and take away any sense of privacy he has for the rest of his life. I really couldn't get law-enforcement to help (they said that unless someone's life is in danger, they cant do anything), so my only option was to keep [redacted] with this guy until he returns my iPhone."