Fully Validated Kanye West Retires To Quiet Farm In Iowa | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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'I Got All The Approval I Needed,' Content Former Pop Star Says'

02.14.01
SPILLVILLE, IA—Following the widespread acclaim and media adulation over his latest album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, multimillion-selling recording artist Kanye West announced Wednesday that he had finally received the exact amount of approval he needed to attain and had therefore retired from the entertainment industry to live on a small farm in Iowa."